1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:13,389 Which way am I going to go? 2 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,489 Which way am I going to go? 3 00:00:15,909 --> 00:00:17,389 Stuffed again. 4 00:00:17,609 --> 00:00:19,389 Mordecai, it's for you. 5 00:00:19,909 --> 00:00:20,929 Dude, pause it. 6 00:00:22,469 --> 00:00:23,409 Pause it! 7 00:00:23,409 --> 00:00:25,129 Okay! Okay! Geez. 8 00:00:26,709 --> 00:00:27,129 Hello? 9 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,129 Hey, Mordecai. It's Margaret. 10 00:00:30,369 --> 00:00:31,389 Which way am I going to go? 11 00:00:31,389 --> 00:00:33,389 Which way am I going to go? 12 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:36,189 Eat on that, Mordecai. 13 00:00:37,009 --> 00:00:39,389 Dude! Dude! Margaret just called. 14 00:00:39,389 --> 00:00:40,489 What? Why? 15 00:00:40,489 --> 00:00:42,489 She wants me to make her a website. 16 00:00:43,449 --> 00:00:45,749 What about our game of "Hoop Jams 5000?" 17 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:47,309 Mordecai? 18 00:00:50,829 --> 00:00:53,089 Mordecai! Come on, man. 19 00:00:53,089 --> 00:00:55,089 You can't even do it right now anyway. 20 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,089 Muscle Man has the computer for the whole day. 21 00:00:57,089 --> 00:00:59,089 What? He's not even here. 22 00:00:59,089 --> 00:01:00,429 He's playing basketball. 23 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:02,429 Boom-skaka-laka! 24 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,829 Oh, well. You snooze, you lose. 25 00:01:04,829 --> 00:01:06,829 I'm sure this will only take a second anyways. 26 00:01:07,309 --> 00:01:08,289 What are you doing? 27 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:11,209 Did you not see the sign-up sheet? 28 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:13,269 You were outside playing basketball. I figured. 29 00:01:13,269 --> 00:01:14,429 Oh! You figured! 30 00:01:14,429 --> 00:01:17,449 You figured you'd use the computer on someone else's time slot? 31 00:01:17,449 --> 00:01:18,269 Well, dude. 32 00:01:18,269 --> 00:01:21,329 You wait your turn just like everybody else in this joint. 33 00:01:21,909 --> 00:01:24,589 Now get lost. I got to watch my downloads. 34 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:27,309 Why does he have to be such a jerk? 35 00:01:30,929 --> 00:01:32,349 Oh, forget this. 36 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,469 Did I not make myself clear? 37 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:38,309 What? You're not even using it! 38 00:01:38,309 --> 00:01:41,829 I'm wating for an e-mail from this hotty I met online yesterday. 39 00:01:41,829 --> 00:01:43,829 What? You met your mom online yesterday? 40 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:45,829 Why you got to take it there bro? 41 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:48,789 Oh, you fools definitely aren't getting the computer now. 42 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:50,089 Who you calling fool? 43 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:53,069 Dude, I need the computer to make a webpage for Margaret. 44 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,349 How about we play you a game of basketball for it? 45 00:01:57,249 --> 00:01:59,289 You guys don't stand a chance. 46 00:01:59,289 --> 00:02:02,189 Oh, yeah. Winner gets the computer for a week. 47 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:03,389 Oh, you're on. 48 00:02:04,529 --> 00:02:05,789 All right, ladies. 49 00:02:05,789 --> 00:02:07,549 Why don't you go first? 50 00:02:07,949 --> 00:02:08,629 Check. 51 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,229 Mate. 52 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:16,749 Yeah, baby. 53 00:02:19,489 --> 00:02:20,529 Go ahead. 54 00:02:20,529 --> 00:02:22,109 You can't make it from there. 55 00:02:23,469 --> 00:02:25,489 Oh! Oh! Brick! 56 00:02:33,829 --> 00:02:35,749 Oh, snap. 57 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,689 Hey, Mordecai, you're looking a little confused. 58 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,909 Did you know that we only need one more point to win? 59 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:51,509 What? 60 00:02:53,949 --> 00:02:57,409 Boom-shaka-laka! Computer rights for a week! 61 00:02:57,409 --> 00:02:59,509 You know who else likes to score 62 00:02:59,509 --> 00:03:01,809 so she can get computer rights for a week? 63 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,589 My mom! 64 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:10,149 Hey, Mordecai. Thanks for helping me with the website. 65 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:11,649 No problem. 66 00:03:14,809 --> 00:03:17,329 Muscle Man, computer rights for a month. 67 00:03:17,409 --> 00:03:18,629 I don't know, bro. 68 00:03:18,629 --> 00:03:20,989 I think it's worth more to you than that. 69 00:03:20,989 --> 00:03:21,789 Two months. 70 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:22,529 Deal. 71 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,789 Yes! Two months of computer rights. 72 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:43,369 Looks like Margaret will just have to go without her webpage, you loser. 73 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:48,249 This can't be happening! Basketball sucks! 74 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,029 What did you say about basketball? 75 00:04:25,029 --> 00:04:27,029 Uh. Nothing. 76 00:04:27,029 --> 00:04:28,449 Yeah. That's what I thought. 77 00:04:28,449 --> 00:04:30,449 You know, you only think it sucks 78 00:04:30,449 --> 00:04:32,449 because you don't know the fundamentals. 79 00:04:32,449 --> 00:04:34,109 Save your breath, old man. 80 00:04:34,109 --> 00:04:36,349 These jokers are a lost cause. 81 00:04:36,349 --> 00:04:38,029 Not to me, they're not. 82 00:04:38,029 --> 00:04:40,409 I'm the best basketball coach that ever lived. 83 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:41,889 I can train anybody. 84 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:43,389 Whatever, Grandpa. 85 00:04:43,389 --> 00:04:44,949 If you want to waste your time, 86 00:04:44,949 --> 00:04:46,249 that's your business. 87 00:04:46,249 --> 00:04:50,249 I got three years of computer time I need to start using. 88 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:51,509 Come on, Fives. 89 00:04:51,509 --> 00:04:53,509 Let's go check the weather report. 90 00:04:54,389 --> 00:04:56,049 Don't worry, Mordecai and Rigby. 91 00:04:56,049 --> 00:05:00,249 I'm going to teach you to play circles around that little pot-bellied leprechaun. 92 00:05:00,249 --> 00:05:01,149 How does that sound? 93 00:05:01,149 --> 00:05:02,429 That sounds awesome. 94 00:05:40,169 --> 00:05:41,809 Man, I don't believe this. 95 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:46,169 Did you guys seriously have to be the worst basketball players of all time? 96 00:05:46,169 --> 00:05:48,169 Dude, come on. We're trying our best. 97 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:50,809 Yeah. We just need a little more practice. 98 00:05:52,249 --> 00:05:54,929 No! You just need to not play basketball, 99 00:05:54,929 --> 00:05:59,309 but I can't have that pudgy green idiot talking trash about my coaching, so, 100 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:01,209 so I'm just going to give you the powers. 101 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:02,169 Ah! Sweet! 102 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:10,049 Now ice that green fool 103 00:06:10,049 --> 00:06:12,529 so you can make that hot chick a webpage. 104 00:06:12,929 --> 00:06:15,289 Sup now, losers? 105 00:06:15,289 --> 00:06:17,889 You ready to get destroyed? 106 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:22,009 I don't know if I have the energy to see how bad that old man trained you. 107 00:06:22,009 --> 00:06:23,509 If I'm going to get out of this seat, 108 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,509 you're going to have to make it worth my time. 109 00:06:26,409 --> 00:06:28,469 Computer rights for life. 110 00:06:29,229 --> 00:06:31,369 One game, winner takes all. 111 00:06:32,429 --> 00:06:34,449 This is going to be too sweet. 112 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,849 Now that the stakes are serious, 113 00:06:36,849 --> 00:06:39,389 we're going to play a real game of basketball. 114 00:06:39,389 --> 00:06:41,829 First person to twenty-one wins. 115 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:43,249 Street rules! 116 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:44,389 Fine with me. 117 00:06:49,549 --> 00:06:50,849 What? How did you? 118 00:06:50,849 --> 00:06:52,669 Stay out my kitchen! 119 00:06:56,589 --> 00:06:57,669 Denied! 120 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,669 What? Impossible! 121 00:07:05,089 --> 00:07:07,589 No one could've trained them that crazy. 122 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:10,449 Take a dive, Fives. I've got a plan. 123 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:17,109 Oh, dudes! Fives is hurt. 124 00:07:17,749 --> 00:07:19,209 Dude, get up. 125 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:21,749 Hey, bro. You just took out my teammate. 126 00:07:21,749 --> 00:07:23,729 Now I get to choose anyone in the park 127 00:07:23,789 --> 00:07:25,569 And I choose that guy. 128 00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:26,809 Aw, what? 129 00:07:26,809 --> 00:07:28,129 You can't do that. 130 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,729 Sorry, guys, but the rules are the rules. 131 00:07:30,729 --> 00:07:32,729 He can't play you two-on-one. 132 00:07:32,729 --> 00:07:33,569 That's right. 133 00:07:33,569 --> 00:07:36,069 You better give me some of those powers, too. 134 00:07:37,429 --> 00:07:40,049 Aw, yeah! It's on, ladies. 135 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:42,569 What? What now? 136 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:44,289 Which way am I going to go? 137 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,429 Which way am I going to go? 138 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,209 This is going to be so easy. 139 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:50,889 Yeah, for us. 140 00:07:54,109 --> 00:07:55,649 In your face! 141 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:57,789 Actually, bro. 142 00:07:57,789 --> 00:07:59,289 In yours! 143 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,609 Nineteen-seventeen, us. 144 00:08:16,609 --> 00:08:17,989 Game point. 145 00:08:17,989 --> 00:08:20,409 Aw, what? How are we losing? 146 00:08:20,409 --> 00:08:22,929 Um. Maybe because you're ? and I hate you! 147 00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:31,409 Oh, snap! 148 00:08:31,889 --> 00:08:33,449 How does it feel to know that 149 00:08:33,449 --> 00:08:37,469 you're going to have to use the Internet at your mom's for the rest of your life? 150 00:08:38,289 --> 00:08:40,269 Joke all you want, Rigby, 151 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,809 but the next basket wins the game 152 00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:44,809 and you guys are going down. 153 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:47,229 Come on. D up, Mordecai. 154 00:08:47,229 --> 00:08:49,229 You better listen to your friend, Mordecai, 155 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:52,289 because this is about to get serious up in here. 156 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,069 Let go of it! 157 00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:23,749 Hold on! 158 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,509 I'm open! I'm open! 159 00:09:35,429 --> 00:09:36,609 Oh, no! 160 00:09:43,089 --> 00:09:44,029 Do it! 161 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,929 Aw. Dude, we did it. We won! 162 00:10:02,109 --> 00:10:03,769 Yeah! 163 00:10:04,989 --> 00:10:07,229 Oh, no, bro. 164 00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:09,909 Yeah! We get the computer for life! 165 00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:11,909 Hey, guys, good game. 166 00:10:11,909 --> 00:10:12,689 Thanks, man. 167 00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:13,929 Yeah, thanks, dude. 168 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:16,149 Man, I could've kept Fives in there and 169 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,289 he still would've played better "D" than you. 170 00:10:18,289 --> 00:10:20,289 Come on, man. That was a good game. 171 00:10:20,289 --> 00:10:21,949 Whatever. I'm out of here. 172 00:10:22,569 --> 00:10:25,249 I hope he doesn't give up on basketball because of this. 173 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,249 That guy could really stand to lose some weight. 174 00:10:27,249 --> 00:10:30,109 Mordecai! Hey, Mordecai! 175 00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:31,129 Mordecai! 176 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:33,349 Hey! How are you? 177 00:10:33,349 --> 00:10:35,089 Good. Good. 178 00:10:35,089 --> 00:10:37,089 Hey, you looked pretty hot out there. 179 00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:40,149 Yeah. I guess I am pretty hot. 180 00:10:40,149 --> 00:10:43,089 Hot on the trail of finishing your website. 181 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,649 Oh, the website? 182 00:10:46,969 --> 00:10:48,189 That was two months ago, 183 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,189 but it's okay. Eileen finished it for me. 184 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,429 Got to run. 185 00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:55,949 Time speeds up in space, bro, 186 00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:57,949 but hey. Look on the bright side. 187 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,409 At least she said you're hot.